They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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