READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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