alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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