D3 body, D1 cock
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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