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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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