he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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