And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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