I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
