Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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