I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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