Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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