strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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