Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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