Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
time to smoke my breakfast
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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