We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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