Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Couch. On fire.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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