I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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