Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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