I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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