I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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