i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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