You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Randomize
