so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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