Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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