its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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