I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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