Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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