State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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