I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
