How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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