oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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