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(623): View more from Arizona

everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears

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(972): View more from Texas

I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.

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(518): View more from New York

Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.

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(416): View more from Toronto

cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.

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(516): View more from New York

And you hate the library

(1-516): View more from New York

Yea but I love drugs and my grades

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(519): View more from Ontario

hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

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