I heard we made out
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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