Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Randomize
