Will you blow on my dice?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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