we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My vagina is officially offended.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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