Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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