I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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