dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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