In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
