Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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