she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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