butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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