He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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