Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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