I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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