The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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