Buhtt sex?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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