i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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