i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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