nut hugger
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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