I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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